We'll spare you the suspense of waiting to hear what rating we gave Windtalkers and just tell you up front that it's not a very good movie. So not very good, in fact, that someone might even go so far as to say it is a bad movie. Is it the worst movie ever made? No. Did it still manage to make us pray for the sweet release of death? Boy, did it ever!
NEXT TIME: "What if, and just hear me out here, what if we made a movie about an evil industrial laundry press?"