Hot Takes on the 2019 Academy Awards, of a sort!

As hot as a plate of sizzling fajitas, but less edible!

Okay, we know what you’re thinking. “Sure, Tara and Andrew are the hosts of an incredibly popular movie podcast (citation needed), and yes, between the two of them they have an immeasurable wealth of film knowledge to draw from (citation needed), but I don’t know if I can spare nine minutes out of my incredibly fast paced life as a hot-shot Wall Street stock broker/drug runner/chess Grandmaster to listen to this mini episode”. We have to admit, you make a fair point. HOWEVER, have you considered that the insight that those nine minutes you spend listening to us will impart wisdom that you can pass down to your children and your children’s children as you’re all scavenging for food in the irradiated hellscape wasteland that our world is bound to turn into at some point, probably sooner rather than later? Because we have to say, if you have considered that, you are putting a lot of pressure on us. Look, just listen to the fucking podcast, will you? Jesus.