The movie we watch has to be chosen at random, and must be a movie that neither of us have seen before.


In the interests of not having our listeners have to sit through a three-hour podcast where we talk about how much we wanted to die after watching The Decalogue, whatever we select out of the book can’t be more than four hours long.


No TV shows. This, admittedly, is implied with our four hour time limit, as most runs of television shows are longer than four hours in length, but this also eliminates the possibility of us having to give a detailed review of the fifth season of "Hey Dude", the sort of thing better left to professional Hey Dudeologists— believe us, they need the work.


No concert videos or documentaries-- they generally don't leave much opportunity for meaningful discussion, unless you want to hear us talking about how rad Korn are.