Episode #15 -- The Apartment
Wherein Tara and Andrew change it up by watching a romantic comedy rather than a movie about dumb monsters
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Read MoreWherein we watch a very bad movie that tries t-- god, you know what, just forget it.
Read MoreWherein we watch Christopher Lee and an awful bat puppet do their best to salvage what would otherwise be a pretty forgettable movie.
Read MoreWherein we watch a movie that makes a moderately plausible case for how we're all doomed to be enslaved by artificial intelligences that DOESN'T have James Cameron's stink all over it.
Read MoreWherein we watch and review Leatherface-- no, not that new one that allegedly isn't very good. We're talking about the OLD one, which we assure you, mostly isn't very good.
Read MoreWherein we watch an Exorcist sequel whose marketing team seemed to think the scariest thing about the first movie was the steps Father Karas fell down. Neat!
Read MoreWherein we watch a depressing-as-hell movie about post World War II Berlin. It's a real bucket of laughs!
Read MoreWherein we watch a bunch of monks, monkin' around. Feel free to insert your own "Knifin' Around" reference here.
Read MoreWherein Tara and Andrew watch the little-mentioned 1957 sci-fi film Kronos and accidentally wish death upon its leading man.
Read MoreWe watch Tobe Hooper's adaptation of a Stephen King short story about an evil industrial laundry press. No, seriously.
Read MoreDo you love wrestling? Sure, we all do (citation needed)! In this week's episode we watch the 1999 wrestling documentary, Beyond the Mat. The two of us are basically know-nothings when it comes to wrestling, but I think it's safe to say that our favorite WWE wrestler is one Donald J. Trump. Whatever happened to that guy?
Read MoreEpisode #4! We'll spare you the suspense of waiting to hear what rating we gave Windtalkers and just tell you up front that it's not a very good movie. So not very good, in fact, that someone might even go so far as to say it is a bad movie. Is it the worst movie ever made? No. Did it still manage to make us pray for the sweet release of death? Boy, did it ever!
Read MoreWhoooooo's ready for some Russian propaganda? What, no one is? That's weird.
As far as propaganda is concerned, Alexander Nevsky isn't too bad-- the movie wears it on its sleeve, and by today's standards it seems downright harmless. If you do happen to watch it you should prepare yourself for a whole lot of singing, although it doesn't feel as out of place here as it did in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. There's no New Wine Festival scene in Alexander Nevsky, which I think we all agree would have spiced things up a little.
Read MoreThis movie was depressing as hell, which by all rights a movie about human trafficking probably should be. If you’ve ever wanted to find out how much worse your life could have been had you been born a girl in a part of the former Soviet Union, Lilya 4-Ever will answer any questions you may have had, and many more! It’s a good movie, but man, you better be prepared for a whole lot of unpleasantness before you watch this one. Pro tip: queue up a bunch of life-affirming fluffy animal videos in YouTube before you watch Lilya 4-Ever. You're gonna need 'em!
Read MoreEpisode one! For all of the talk of us using this podcast as a way to broaden our movie watching horizons outside the realm of horror movies and other weird shit, it figures that our first film would be a monster movie from the 1940's. Neither of us were particularly scared at any point during the movie, so it's hard for us to consider it a horror film. It felt more like a drama that just happened to have monsters in it. A Mon-Dram? That's a thing, right? If not, it is now. TM, patent pending, etc.
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